🚨📸BREAKING: We sent our Pixel 10 Pro to ~Taylor Swift’s potential wedding venue~ and OMG, the drama is real! 😱💍 Are the camera upgrades gonna get her writing songs about her exes again? 🤔🔍 First off, Google is like that one friend who always shows up to parties but never brings snacks. 🍕 "Look, we put a pretty new filter on it!" - Google Developers, probably. 🙄 Meanwhile, our camera test was more lit than a bonfire night as we whipped out competing Androids like a meme lord in a TikTok battle. 🔥🔥 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Why are we still comparing to old models? They were SLOWER THAN A SLUG IN SANDALWOOD!" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Maybe because the new one is just an extra cream on stale coffee?" Honestly, the Pixel 10 is giving off heavy “I tried but I cried” vibes. 😭 Meanwhile, iPhones are just chilling like Drake pointing away from Pixel depression. 🥴 But hey, no cap, if this phone can’t capture a stellar concert without looking like a potato, it’s more cringe than my ex's dance moves! 😬💃 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, all wedding invites will just be your phone's camera roll. Think about it! 🥳📱 #Stonks #PixelProOrNoGo #ThisIsFine