🎉💸 Hold onto your wallets, folks! Pine Labs just served us a spicy dish of IPO drama, and we’re here for ALL the juicy details! 🍿🤡 So, let’s break it down: Pine Labs, the payment tech wizard backed by your fave cash kings (hey PayPal and Mastercard, we see you! 👀💰), just dropped a *whopping* $440 million IPO like it’s the last fry in the basket! 🍟🔥 But wait, plot twist: they trimmed their valuation! 😱 *Eeeeek* the cringe! 😬 Now, despite the valuation haircut, this bad boy opened at ₹242 and skyrocketed 🚀 to ₹284—like it just discovered the Benjamins behind the couch! 💵💨 By the end of the day, it settled at ₹252. *Stonks going up boys* 📈😂. Some developer in the back (probably feeling like this 🐐) was overheard saying: “I guess lowering expectations makes for better surprises? Or is this just my coping mechanism?” And OMG, can we take a second to appreciate that this is now the second-largest Indian fintech listing this year after Groww’s big boy debut with a near $750M? Like, can we invite Pine Labs to the “Top G” club? 🎩💯 💥🔥 Unhinged prediction: By 2030, Pine Labs will merge with SpaceX, and together they will launch the first intergalactic payment platform! 😱💫 To infinity (and our wallets)! 🚀💰 #CashIsSpace #FintechGalaxy