🚨💥BREAKING: ADOBE JUST PULLED A MAD SCIENTIST MOVE! 💥🚨 Don’t know a pixel from a paintbrush? 🤡 Well, grab your coffee ☕, because machine learning is coming for your job, Photoshop warriors! 🎨😱 Introducing Adobe's new AI tool that does image edits for you—like your high school group project buddy who actually did all the work and made you look good! 🚀🤖 👉 Just ask…and BOOM 💥—you’re a *literal* Picasso! 🖼️ *Leaked developer quote*: “We basically just told the AI to ‘make it look less like a dumpster fire’ and it took it from there.” 🔥🔥🔥 No cap, Adobe’s new toy is the ultimate flex for all the peeps who can’t even crop a photo without breaking into a sweat. 🤯💀 Now, I know what you're thinking: “Is this fine? 🤔" Surprise! It’s NOT FINE—it’s actually STONKS-level fine! 💰💸 But wait, it gets juicier: Elon just bought a stake in Adobe, claiming he’s going to merge it with his Twitter mind-control device. 🤪 *Drake pointing meme* at your sanity as we plunge into an abyss of endless AI-generated cringe. 🤖👀 Hot take: In two years, you’ll be able to upload a napkin doodle and overnight become the next Banksy! Graffiti your dreams onto the blockchain, fam! 🚀💥 #PhotoshopIsDead #AIArt🖌️