💈✂️🚨 BREAKING NEWS: You’ll *never* guess what the Philips Norelco i9000 Shaver is doing? It's now an AI-powered, battery-draining genius that’s trying to solve world poverty or something! 🧐💰💔 That’s right fam! This bad boy is not just trimming your beard like a pro; apparently, it’s out here trying to calculate the Fibonacci Sequence while you're getting a close shave! 🤖💡 But hold up, did you know that this baby literally eats batteries faster than your hoarder uncle at a buffet? 🥴🔋 The devs were overheard saying, "What do we even do with the stats? 😂 The shaver is just vibing!" Like fr, imagine your shaver turning into the *Einstein of grooming* while you’re over here still trying to figure out basic algebra! 🤦‍♂️ In a world where you’re just trying to scrape the stubble off your chin, and it’s like "Sorry, bro, I gotta calculate these long-term liabilities first." 🤷‍♂️ So don’t be surprised when the next update has it throwing out financial advice while you’re in the bathroom. This is the future of grooming, folks! 🌌🔥 🔥🔥Unhinged Prediction: In 2026, they’ll merge the shaver with a stock market app and you’ll literally have to shave your face just to clear your debt! Stonks, baby! 📈💈💸