🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨 Philips just *dropped* their latest toys, and let me tell you, it’s the kind of glow-up even your ex would be jelly of! 🤡💀 Introducing the Ambilight Roku TVs, aka the LED glow sticks for couch potatoes!💡🍕 Yes, folks, you can now bathe your living room in psychedelic hues while binging on *the best of Netflix trash*. 🎉 Just imagine it: watching a cringey rom-com while your TV turns your wall into a *fricking disco*... this is peak *so bad it's good*! 💃✨ But hold up! Before you whip out your credit card, let’s talk prices. At Sam's Club (where dreams come true and make-believe savings exist) 💰, these beauties range from $229 for a 43" (cute for starters) up to $389 for the 65” 😳. You could either ya know, *buy a TV* or *invest in stonks* for the apocalypse (pick your battle, fam). 💬 *Leaked conversation with a developer*: **Dev1:** “Hey you think people will buy these?” **Dev2:** “They’re gonna buy them like it’s 1999 and VHS tapes are making a comeback! 🚀” So here’s the hot take: in a few months, everyone will be setting these TVs up for mood lighting in their *personal therapy sessions* and coining it as “self-care” 🔥. 🤖🤯 Who’s ready to live in the glow? 🌌👀