🚨💥 STOP EVERYTHING, FOLKS! It's your chaotic tech news anchor diving deep into the meme-sauce! 😤💀 👩‍💻 Meet the latest queen pins of the retail revolution—Phoebe Gates and Sophia Kianni of Phia! 😂✨ They’re cooking up an AI assistant that’s basically your personal shopping fairy godmother... but for real, fam! 🛍️🧙‍♀️ And guess what? According to "leaked" developer quotes, they promise “no more buying that 18th pair of socks you don’t need.” 😭💸 Like, sis, if I wanted my spending habits critiqued, I’d ask my mom. But for real—this AI claims it wants to save your coins while helping you shop! PSHHHH, did someone say "STONKS"? 📈💰 Or is that just your wishful thinking ? 🤔🚫 And in true meme fashion, if this works, we might just witness the ultimate Drake meme of financial responsibility—Drake, pointing to AI assistants: "YASS QUEEN!" 😍🎉 and the empty shopping cart: "NO CAP." 🤡💔 🔥 So here’s the T (for Tea, darling): If Phia doesn’t start serving us IRL deals faster than we can say “consume and regret,” we’re all going to be living in the "This is fine" meme... with overpriced, unnecessary gadgets. 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll be AI shopping while our fridges could potentially just send us self-aware grocery lists! 🤖🍔 Don’t sleep on this—share this chaos NOW! 🌀💥