🔥🚀 Hold onto your military-grade helmets, fam! It’s rebranding day at the Pentagon, and things are about to get wild! 🪖💥 "Department of War"? 🥱 Lame. **Let’s call it *Department of Peaceful Negotiation* (DPN) instead!** 🤡💀 But wait, the real spicy tea is that **Space Force Combat Forces Command** is here to stay! 🚀🤖 Like, fr fr, who doesn't want their tax dollars to go into laser tag in outer space? Where’s the stonks button? 📈💰 I can just picture some poor intern in the Pentagon trying to spin it: “Uh, guys? What if we just add ‘Combat’ to Space Force? Sounds cooler, right?” And meanwhile, the public is like, “This is fine.” 🔥💔 Honestly, at this point, I'd gladly accept a rebranding to "Space Thunderdome" as long as they let me fire off some TIKTOK-worthy laser cannons. 💥👌 **Hot take:** In 2025, we’re swapping out military tanks for hoverboards. 🚁💨 It's going to be a freaking *Zero Gravity Dispute Resolution* panel and you're all invited. No cap! 🤣👽 **#SpaceForceIsTheFuture** #DPN #MemeWarriors