💸💀 BREAKING NEWS, folks! Hold onto your wallets 'cause PayPal is sliding into ChatGPT's DMs like "Hey big spender," but we're all just over here like 😳 "2026 tho?! That's two years away! What is this, a time machine?" 🚀🔮 That's right, in an attempt to make your AI chit-chat even MORE transactional, they're rolling out a "PayPal in ChatGPT" feature. Basically, ChatGPT is becoming your overly eager shopping buddy who's figured out how to swipe your card without asking for your permission. 🙈💳 🛒 "Did you really need that 37th pair of socks?" – *Your bank account, crying in the corner* 💔 But wait, there's more! With all this "Instant Checkout" nonsense, it’s like the tech gods said, "Why not let an AI decide what products you buy? 🤖✨" Meanwhile, we all know they’re just hoping for some sweet, sweet dollar bills flowing in like stonks in a bull market. 📈💰 Leaked Developer Quote Time: 🗣️ "Yeah, we’re basically turning ChatGPT into a shopping mall. Cope and seethe, Amazon!" 🔥 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2026, ChatGPT will be selling you subscription plans for your subscription plans — FREE TRIALS for only $19.99 a month. 💸🤡 Share this and get ready to set your future self's bank account on fire! 🏦💥