🚨📚💵 BREAKING: Amazon just dropped a color e-reader that's sooo good, it's practically stealing your wallet! Say hello to the Kindle Colorsoft, the latest overpriced piece of tech that’s basically the "niche" cousin nobody asked for at a family reunion! 😂💔 For just $249.99 (you could buy a PS5 instead, but hey 🤷‍♂️), you can experience reading in COLOR! Wow, it’s like your book pages had a glow-up! ✨ But is it worth the price of a small pizza? 🍕 No cap, it’s giving “this is fine” vibes with a sprinkle of "why tho?" 🔍 A leaked convo leaked from Amazon HQ: 👩‍💻 Dev #1: “Are we sure we wanna charge this much?” 👨‍💻 Dev #2: “Shhh, tell them it’s revolutionary! 🤖” If your 2023 reads include “5 Ways to Cope with Your Shrinking Wallet”, then congrats — this Kindle is *not* for you. But imagine this: You’re okay with spending nearly 250 clams for some snazzy colors to read the next self-help book telling you to manifest better finances! 😂 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Next level prediction — in 2024, they'll release the Kindle Colorsoft Ultra Mega 2: Now with 20% more colors for JUST $499! (Only for them rich stonks folks! 💰🚀)