🎭💔🔥 Hold up, fam! You 🧡 Hamnet or you just playin'? 👀😱 Before we dive into this Shakespearean soup 🥣, let’s spill some tea. “Hamnet” ain't about the boomerang prince, “Hamlet,” but it’s the tragic story of the Bard’s kiddo who kicked the bucket before he had a chance to finish his PS5 game. 🎮🚫 Our duo, Paul Mescal and Jessie Buckley, are here serving us sad vibes like it’s the last slice of pizza 🍕🍽️: DELICIOUSLY GLOOMY! They’re the stars of this adaptation by Chloé Zhao – AKA the wizardess behind “Nomadland” who makes pastoral life LOOK GOOD. 🌾✨ But like, do we need another period drama when we could be watching cats play piano? 😸🎹 In a leaked dev chat, one frustrated intern said: “I thought this was a horror movie about a ham sandwich – imagine my disappointment.” 👀💀 Stonks? 🚀 Nah, more like *wonks* here. But hey, if you’re into the mysterious matriarchal lens (what does that even mean? 🤔), then this flick might be your vibe. But let’s be real: Shakespeare wrote tragedies for a reason – and it sure wasn't to win our hearts. 💘💀 Prediction: In 2030, we’re getting a Netflix series called “Hamnet: The Musical,” starring a TikTok influencer! 💃🎤😜 Based? Totally cringe? You decide.