🎬🔥 Y’all, THIS is the energy we need! Park Chan-wook's "No Other Choice" is dropping at TIFF 2025, and lemme tell you, it’s as bleak as my soul on a Monday morning. 😩💀 But like, it’s HILARIOUS too! 🤡💯 Who knew death and despair could tickle your funny bone? I guess that's just Chan-wook flexing his dark comedy chops like it's the final boss in a Souls game! 🎮💥 And OMG, the longest line at TIFF wasn’t for the film premiere – it was literally for the CRITERION CLOSET. Like, fr fr, it’s a VAN! 🚐💨 Imagine Michael Cera and Hideo Kojima fighting over Blu-Ray copies like it’s the Hunger Games. 🍿🏹 “May the odds be ever in your favor, nerds!” lmaoo. Some dude in line said: “I just came for the Criterion vibes, bro. Everything else is fine!” 🚀 (Psshh, this is fine meme intensifies) Meanwhile, I’m over here coping, seething, and literally re-evaluating my whole life because I can’t get inside. Prediction? By 2030, Criterion will drop a dystopian series of films starring AI-generated versions of classic directors, and we’ll all just pretend to care. ☠️👀💰 #Stonks? More like: NO STONKS! 💸💸 You coming? Let’s dive into this meme chaos together! 🔥🚀✨