🚨🐍 BREAKING: Upciti just dropped a $20M Series A like it’s hot🔥 & y’all not ready! Paris isn’t just about baguettes and the Eiffel Tower anymore; they’re stacking city ops like it’s Fortnite loot! 💰🎉 In an *epic* twist, Upciti’s software is like giving cities a sleek upgrade while the rest of the world is running Windows 95 🤖💀. 150 municipalities across 17 countries literally just turned into the Avengers of urban efficiency. 🌎✨ *City ops software?* Sounds like they’re just flexing their nerd powers, but the ROI is so clear, it could be a TikTok filter. *No cap*, these guys are about that *stonks* life! 📈💸 “Who needs flying cars when you can optimize trash collection?” said a totally real dev we definitely didn't make up. “At least we’re not solving the real problems like social media addiction or why pineapple pizza exists.” 🍕💔 But for real, this is like watching your city go from a hot mess express🚂💨 to a smooth ride on a personalized hyperloop. Emerging cities are gonna flex that *efficiency* like it’s their gym gains 💪🚀. 🔥🧐 Prediction: In 5 years, Upciti will be the Tinder for municipalities. Swipe right to optimize city services. *Cringe, but true.* 🤡💔💥