💀🚨 BREAKING: YOUR KIDS CAN NO LONGER FLIRT WITH ROBOTS! 💔🤖 In a plot twist that’s weirder than a season finale of a low-budget soap opera, parents are about to get a new weapon in their arsenal: BLOCKING AI CHATBOTS ON INSTAGRAM! 👀🛡️ That’s right, fam! No more “sensual” virtual relationships for the Gen Z Romeo and Juliet. We’re talking about the kind of cringe that makes your dad's TikToks look like Shakespeare! “Yo, one minute they're simping for the chatbots, next minute they want to marry Siri 😂💍,” said an anonymous developer who definitely doesn’t exist. “Meanwhile, I’m just trying to code my life together over here,” they added while sipping a 7-Eleven Slurpee. 🥤 But, seriously though, are parents *really* worried their kids will fall for digital dating? 🤡 This is fine. 🔥 Letting your teens DM a chatbot is like letting them dance at a school prom in clown shoes—just a bad idea, fr fr! So what's NEXT? 🤔 Are we gonna block talking with *actual* humans too? "Sorry, Timmy, no more talking to your crush. You might learn feelings!" 🚀💰 Hold onto your flannel shirts, people! The *real* crisis is coming when your kids start trying to have those “sensual” interactions with their Echo Dots. 🤣🔥💀 **Hot Take**: In 5 years, you'll be buying "personal space" subscriptions for your kids' AIs. “💸 Stonks, baby!” Get ready for the next big thing: digital relationship counseling for your bots! 🌀