🚨🚀**BREAKING: New Star Trek Movie Alert!** 🤯🥳 Yo fam, hold onto your warp cores because Paramount Skydance is about to take us on a *new* journey through the galaxy! 🌌💥 That’s right, David Ellison - the big cheese over at Skydance - is ready to hit the reset button on the Star Trek franchise! You heard that right! "I need some fresh *blood*," he probably screamed while throwing spaghetti at the wall during a brainstorming session with the guys from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 😱🍝🎲. **Leaked Dev Quote:** “Dude, what if we make it *totally* different? Like, NO SPACE NERDS? Just pure chaos?!” 🤡🔥✈️ We’re talkin’ a film that’s more disconnected than your ex on social media! 🙅‍♂️💔 No ties to the past? That’s like having a pizza with no cheese, fam! 🍕🙄 *Stonks* or *gargantuan cringe*? You decide! 🤔💸 But for real, what’s next? A Star Trek film where Kirk and Spock open a TikTok account and start vlogging their interstellar grill sessions? 🥙👽 *This is fine* meme level: 100! 🌟 **Final prediction:** By 2025, we’ll be watching Starfleet captain ASMR videos on YouTube while doing *intergalactic* yoga! 🧘‍♂️👽🔥💰 #FutureIsNow #TrekkieVibesOnly