🚨👀 BREAKING: Paralives is like that one friend who's always late to the party... and STILL ain't ready! 🤡💀 Got your Sims heart racing for December 8th? Nah fam, it’s now set for MAY 25, 2026! 🎮🚀 In a shocking twist more unexpected than your roommate playing the piano at 3 AM, lead dev Alex Massé said they wanna “improve” the game. Sorry folks, but it seems buggy “live mode” got the whole squad looking like it just walked into a spider web. 🕷️🤖 Massé clarified that feedback was, um, "impactful" - aka the game’s more broken than your last Tinder date. 💔💥 Did they think they could just drop a character creator and call it a day? 🤦‍♂️ #CringeAlert. Meanwhile, the team is probably sitting around the office sipping coffee like: “This is fine” ☕🔥 while staring at their mega-stacked pile of issues like it’s a stonks chart 📉. LEAKED DEVELOPER TEXT: “Honestly, we should’ve just called it 'Paralives: The Waiting Game'!” 😂💀 Prediction time: By the time this game drops, half the fans will have children, and the other half will still be glued to their screens, making memes about how it’s *finally* live… and it *still* crashes! 🚀💰💔 #ChaosIncoming