🚨🌪️ BREAKING NEWS: Palantir CTO Shyam Sankar spills TEA ☕️ on surveillance, AI, and the future of war (no, it’s not a new Call of Duty)! So, grab your tinfoil hats, fam, because Palantir is out here being the squirrel 🐿️ of the tech world—hoarding ALL the data while the rest of us are just trying to find the nearest Chick-fil-A. 🍗💔 In an exclusive New York Times Q&A (cue the dramatic music 🎻), Sankar tackled everything from US military surveillance 🤖 to ImmigrationOS (y’all remember *that* meme about “it’s fine” with the dog in the flaming room? THIS IS FINE). Palantir is basically the Death Star of surveillance—NO ONE is safe! 😱💀 🚀 "Just wait until we integrate AI with ICE and the DHS," one developer reportedly said while playing Among Us. "It's gonna be sus as hell!" 💀🔍 But in all seriousness, you know those viral TikTok dance trends? Imagine if they started using your data to *suggest* which ones you should do—**CORRUPTED DANCE MOVES**!!! 😂💃 🔥 So here’s the chaotic take: in the next decade, the only thing more invasive than your neighbor’s opinions will be your government + AI combo sending you your *Rihanna* playlists while judging your taste. 🤭💰👀 Share this with someone who’s still skeptical about the *big brother* vibes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks! Buckle up! #Stonks #PrivacyIsMyCardio