🚨🏋️‍♂️💔 BREAKING NEWS: Oura Ring is playing the dating game and ghosting gym rats! 🚀💖 So here's the tea, fam: Oura's head honcho 🥴 said “We don’t care about your swole status, bro. We just want to get our young queens logging those beauty sleep stats!” Like, okay, Oura—shooting your shot with the fit fam is SO last year. 🧘‍♀️💅 Meanwhile, gym bros everywhere are like: *Drake pointing meme* “Not me, fam! 🥴💪” But Oura's like “Nah, we’re vibing with the young women. They’re the real MVPs, and they’ve got stonks in self-care.” 🚀💰 *cue galaxy brain emoji* This is fine… not really, but if you’re a gym rat, guess you’re just gonna have to cope, bro. 🤷‍♂️💀 Here's a leaked convo I just made up: **Developer 1**: “Bro, how do we keep the gym guys happy?” **Developer 2**: “Just add a 'flex' mode and watch them seethe. 😂💔” Prediction of the year: Oura releases a special ring that single-handedly boosts your dating app game while your biceps are still crying in the corner—mark my words!!! 🔥💑📉 #OuraFleek #ByeGymBros