🎉💍 Wake up, Apple! The Oura smart ring just dropped an upgrade that’s more lit than your latest health resolution and guess what? Apple’s too busy hanging with its overpriced AirPods to notice! 😴📈 🔥🚀 The new Oura app has cracked the code on health info — it’s like if Steve Jobs and a Fitbit had a baby but adopted it out to a UX designer who *actually* knows what they’re doing! 💻👶 Imagine a world where you can FEEL like you’re in a Disney movie but actually track your REM sleep, not just your crushed hopes and dreams. 💰💀 Meanwhile, Apple’s health app is still trying to figure out what “step count” means. Let’s be real, Apple is literally that friend who always says “I can do better” but shows up with cold pizza at 2 AM. Drake pointing at Oura → 🔥😤 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we just thought users would love to scroll through ten screens of jargon. Who wouldn’t want a puzzle with their health data?!” 🤡🤖 Now, I’m calling it: If Apple doesn’t step up its game, we’re gonna see an Oura takeover. 2025: Oura rings will be the new iPhones, and Apple will be giving out free USB-C adapters! 🚀💸 "This is fine." 🔥🔥 #Stonks #OuraRings #AppleWho?