Yo fam, listen up! 🤡 You thought smart glasses would turn you into a genius? Think again—welcome to the future where you're just a walking Clippy! 🤖👓💀 Meet Halo Glass: the overpriced glasses that promise to up your IQ but instead just make you look like a confused butterfly 🦋 questioning its life choices. I mean, you literally have to SUCK in that neck workout like you're trying to touch the sky just to see what's happening on the mini IMAX screen in front of your eyes. 🚀💪 #MindBlown 💥 Some “leaked” quotes from the devs say, "We wanted to challenge the definition of 'smart'. Mission accomplished with a side of neck cramps!" 😂 So, instead of enhancing your brain, you get an extra pair of overpriced lenses to collect dust next to your CryptoKitties! 💰💀 Folks, this is fine 🔥 if your goal is to turn your fashion statement into a 'please help me' sign! Hot take alert: if you invest in these, you'll probably end up in an epic *“you vs. the guy she told you not to worry about”* meme format 😅. My prediction? In 5 years, these glances will be collecting more dust than your old PS4. Brace yourself! 🤡🦖 #SmartGlassesFail