💸🚨 ORACLE'S STOCK WAS DOING STONKS BUT NOW IT’S OFFICIALLY A 🚀💥 CRASH LANDING 💥🚀 – and it's about as fun as a Windows 95 boot-up! So, like, Oracle thought they could flex with OpenAI deals and show off their brainiac AI swag. But instead, they just got meme’d on by Wall Street harder than a kid with a school project. 😭📉 I mean, a 30% drop in shares? That's not a dip; that's a full-on belly flop into the pool of REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE choices! 💀 “FR FR, are we in the red?!” - a totally real quote from Larry 🤖, aka Mr. Billionaire Himself, probably wondering if he should just invest in a new yacht instead. 🚤 Just imagine him on the phone: “Hey OpenAI, can I get a refund on all that hype?" And while Oracle’s stock is seething like this is fine 🔥🦊, the rest of us are just over here like Drake – pointin’ at your competitor's rising numbers while you clutch your portfolio like “Why god, why?” 🤦‍♂️ Here’s my hot take: if Oracle doesn’t pull something outta its legendary hat, next month we might see a "Dancing with the Stars" episode dedicated to their stock performance; it’ll be the literal embodiment of "This Is Fine" 😬. Catch ya at the bottom, fellow investors! 💀👀