🚨BREAKING NEWS: OPERA GOING SUPER SAIYAN WITH DMA POWER-UP! 🚀💥 So, like, gather 'round, fam – Norway’s own 🐟 Opera just dropped a bombshell 🚨💣: they’ve grown their iOS user base in Europe by 5X thanks to the Digital Markets Act! That’s right, folks, five times!! 🔥🔥 Forget everything your mom told you about "growth", 'cause it just turned into a non-stop meme fiesta! 🎉 This is like if Stonks Guy 📈 and Doge 🐶 had a wild tech baby. No cap, the DMA is giving Opera the glow-up of the century! 💅💖 But wait, it gets juicy. 🤔💭 Sources say, or should I say, "leaked developer quotes," revealed some hilarious convos: 🦸‍♂️ Dev 1: "Did we just become the new TikTok for browsers?" 🦸‍♂️ Dev 2: "If TikTok is a party, Opera is the one in the corner with snacks while everyone dances. But like, the GOOD snacks! 🍕🥳" Meanwhile, big tech is out here seething and coping like they just found out their favorite app is a flop. 😂💀 Kiss your boring browsers goodbye, 'cause if this trend keeps up, in 2025 we’ll all be browsing with our eyes closed while drinking kombucha! 🥤🌌 *Hot Take Alert*: I predict in 2026, Opera will be the new “it” app, giving TikTok a run for its stonks. 📉👀 Keep your memes close and your bookmarks closer, folks!