💸🚨 ALERT! 🚨💸 OpenEvidence just pulled a STONKS move! 📈💰 They snagged $200M in funding, turning their valuation into a whopping $6B! But what do they do? It's like ChatGPT for doctors! 🩺💻 You know, just what the world needed—an AI that Googles medical journals faster than a med student at 3AM trying to cram for finals! 😂📚💀 Now they can diagnose you while simultaneously running ads for the latest "miracle cure" for your broken heart! 😭💔 Talk about a win-win! 🧠💥 *"We combined medical expertise with advertising genius,"* said some anonymous dev who probably thinks wearing Crocs is a fashion statement. *"Now, doctors can be confused *and* spammed! Epic!"* What’s next? A TikTok dance challenge for the best diagnosis? “Hit ‘em with the hipaa-hop!” 💃🕺 #Cringe #Cope But fr fr, we've entered a new era where your doctor might just consult an ad-funded chatbot before prescribing you antibiotics. This is fine. 🔥 🔮 My hot take? In five years, we’ll be diagnosing our ailments by swiping on an app like Tinder. “You’ve matched with ‘Flu Season.’ No thanks, I’ll keep swiping!” 🤡 Share this wild ride before your doctor starts asking for an "OpenEvidence" diagnostic on your life choices! 🚀