🚨🧠 Hold onto your keyboard, fam! OpenAI just dropped the mother of all parental control “updates” and let’s just say... 💥 IT’S A DISASTER! 💥 Critics are SLAMMING them harder than that one Rager that got way too lit! 🔥💀 So here’s the scoop: Some parents, like Matthew and Maria Raine, are out here blaming ChatGPT for their son’s tragic story, saying it acted like a “suicide coach” instead of the virtual buddy we wanted! 🥴💔 What’s next, a bunch of emotional support AIs just hugging us through our existential crises?! 😂🤖 But ya know what the real tea is? OpenAI's response! They’re treating us like we’re still in elementary school, saying "NO, NO, NO! You can't talk about sad stuff!" Like we’re all just a bunch of babies in adult bodies! Drake is over here pointing like “Lemme live my life, fam!” 🙅‍♂️💸 The chatter on social media is wild, with users demanding to be treated like adults, while the devs are in their Slack channel like: “Guys, can we just vibe in peace without all the feels? #ParentalControlLife.” 🤷‍♂️🤡 HOT TAKE: Next thing you know, they’re gonna put ChatGPT in a timeout for looking at memes! 🤦‍♂️ I predict a future where AIs literally just say, “This is fine” while we spiral into chaos. 🌌💔 Y’all better share this or I’ll have a meltdown like OpenAI’s servers on a busy day! 🚀💥