🚨BREAKING: Tech Bros Claim They're “Well”-Adjusted 😂🚨 Hold up! OpenAI just dropped some major news 🔥🔥— they’ve summoned the Avengers of Well-Being (aka a fancy advisory council) to repair their image like it’s a TikTok beauty filter! 💅✨ No cap 🤖, this news is more staged than a Marvel movie plot twist. Stonks? Nah, more like “stonks but make it cringe” 💰🤦‍♂️! Some leaked developer quotes say it best: 🗣️ "We just wanted to make sure our AIs are more zen than a meditation Yoda." 🌌 🗣️ "Safety issues? What safety issues? This is fine... right? 😬🔥" So while they’re out here doing yoga poses in the boardroom 🧘‍♂️, they’re also in the middle of legal battles that look about as organized as a cat on a keyboard 🐱💻. Imagine asking an AI how to be healthy while it stalls out harder than your grandma’s dial-up modem! 😤 In conclusion? This is gonna go either splendidly or spiral into the void like my last relationship 💔. Hot take: by 2024, “healthy interactions” will become the new “Zoom call,” and we’ll all be hugging Animas like it’s a meme! 🤡🚀 Share this chaos and watch the world burn! 🔥💀 #AIwellness #ThisIsFine