🚨🔥🤖 **BREAKING: OpenAI Goes on Political Diet! 🌱💔** 🤖🔥🚨 Buckle up, fellow meme lords, because OpenAI just dropped a paper fresher than your mom’s leftovers declaring they want ChatGPT to be as unbiased as a white guy at a corn festival 🏆🤠. According to these trailblazers of tech, "ChatGPT shouldn’t have political bias in any direction." Uh, okay, but does that mean no more "political discourse" and just endless dad jokes? 🤡💀 But hold your horses! 🐴💨 A deeper read reveals they didn’t even bother defining “objectivity”! 🤯 Like, bruh, how can you keep the vibes neutral if you’re sipping on that “mystery bias juice” 🍹? "It's fine," says ChatGPT as it quietly types out 'political views' on a Pinterest board. This is the tech equivalent of “This is fine” dog sipping coffee while the world burns 🔥💩. 💬 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we're just trying to make AI less like a Twitter comment section.” — Anonymous (probably named Chad). So here’s the big brain take: OpenAI is trying to create a chatbot that’s like the coolest kid in class who keeps their mouth shut during debates. 🤔🎓 But let’s be real, the next iteration will probably be a “ChatGPT who just tells you to ‘cope and seethe' like all your exes. 😬💁‍♂️ 🚀 **Hot Take:** In 2024, we’ll see ChatGPT become the AI therapist everyone didn’t ask for but desperately needs: "Don’t worry about the political climate—let’s talk about your astrological sign instead!” 🌌🔮💸 Ring the alarm! 🥳💥 Free hugs and digital therapy bots are coming,