🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 OpenAI's restructuring saga is about to slide into 2026, like a toddler on a Slip 'N Slide 🏄‍♂️💦! According to the *Financial Times* (so you know it's legit… or something), Microsoft is playing hardball 🎳💰, trying to keep all that sweet tech without the "super-intelligent overlord" clause. You know, just your usual corporate boardroom drama—glad I brought popcorn 🍿! Here’s the tea ☕: If the nerds at OpenAI and Microsoft can’t bro down by 2025, SoftBank is gonna pull a Thanos and snap away its sweet, sweet $10 billion 💸💔. Developer whisperings reveals a meme-worthy scene: "Bro, this feels like a college group project where no one shows up!" 😅💀 And Microsoft wants no part in those AGI shenanigans because, let’s face it, who wants to deal with a rogue AI when your Teams meetings are already hell? 🤖🚫 Cringe! So put on your tinfoil hats, folks! 👽 My hot take? We’ll see AGI on TikTok first before they even negotiate! And *that’s* how we end up with Skynet trading stocks 🚀📈. #Stonks