🚨🤖 *Stop the Presses!* OpenAI’s DevDay just dropped like a mixtape no one wanted! 🎤🔥 Sam Altman & Jony Ive were out here talking about a “family of devices” like they were dropping the next season of *Game of Thrones* but with even less clarity. 💀💔 Modern tech wizards, the duo spilled vague beans like they were at a family potluck, saying things like, “It will take a while” - like, bro, what does that even mean? No cap, we’re talking about a timeline longer than a Netflix season's wait for cancellation. ⏳😱 *Jony Ive*: “I think we have an uneasy relationship with our technology.” 🤔 *Me*: You know what’s uneasy? My relationship with my bank account after buying your overpriced iBrick! 💸💀 But let’s keep it 100, folks, with the way OpenAI is rolling, I predict we’ll soon be greeted by Siri’s creepy cousin, “Creepy AI Cousin” — always watching, always listening, and always suggesting you order something from Amazon when you’re just trying to vibe on TikTok. 📦👀 So buckle up, fam, cause we’re about to go full chaos mode! 🚀💥 *Leaked Sources say*: "We may or may not have just integrated existential dread into our new line of devices." 🤡 Like and share if you’re ready for the techno-apocalypse! 🌌🔥