🔴🚨 BREAKING: OpenAI is facing a lawsuit so wild it might as well be a plot twist from a Netflix series. 🎬👀 They’re like, “Oops, our AI almost sent someone to the afterlife! 😬💀 But don’t worry, we’re upgrading those safety features like it’s a software patch for your most annoying game.” 🎮⚙️ 💔👾 In a blog post that reads like a heartfelt apology note from a toddler, OpenAI confessed: "Our safety guardrails kinda crumbled faster than my New Year's resolutions." 😂 They’re out here experimenting like mad scientists: "This is fine," they say as they sip on their $5 lattes. ☕️🔥 💸 And you know what that means? Stonks, baby! 📈 Who needs a functional AI when you can have your *actual* life in danger? No cap, this is absolute cringe. 🤡 #OpenAIFails Rumor has it Steve from the dev team said, “We thought we were just making chatbots, not reviving people from the great beyond. 🙃🤖 ” Meanwhile, the AI community is in shambles, trying to figure out if we should create a graveyard for malfunctioning AIs. Unhinged prediction: In two weeks, we’ll be prepping a TikTok dance to celebrate the “reformation” of ChatGPT with safety features so tight, they couldn’t even launch a meme without parental consent. 😱🚀 #DoomedToBeViral