🚨 BREAKING: OpenAI to Start Releasing 7-Hour TikTok Dances! 🚨 Okay, fam, gather 'round because the drama is hot like a fresh meme on a Monday morning 🔥. So apparently, OpenAI’s turning into a Meta mini-me 🦸‍♂️✨. Yep, you heard that right! With a bunch of Meta alums crashing the party, some OpenAI insiders are stressing harder than I do when I see my GPA 💀📉. Picture this: Sora, the AI buddy you once thought was chill, is now ghostwriting tweets about the latest avocado toast trends while sipping oat milk lattes ☕🥑. Oh, and let's not even get started on the softening stance on ads! Like, bruh, is this a tech company or a middle school dance? I can already hear the cringe: “Yo, let’s make AIs go viral, fam! Stonks!” 🚀📈 In a “totally not fake” leaked convo, one OpenAI developer was like, “This is fine,” while watching their ethical guidelines go out the window like a meme on a Friday night. Drake pointed at Meta slogans, saying, "Nah, that's a pass for me, chief." 🚫 🎉 Prediction: OpenAI will soon launch a dating app that matches you with the perfect algorithm based on your TikTok likes 👀. Fr fr, it’s a vibe. Get ready for the algorithmic romance! 😘💖 #CrisisAversion #MetaStrikesAgain