🌧️🚫**Alert! OpenAI Decides it’s Time to Play Apple Tag!** 🚫🌧️ Yo, tech fam! You ever feel like your MacBook is already breathing down your neck with all that AI gunk? Well, brace yourselves like you’re strapping in for a rollercoaster 🤡 because OpenAI just slapped a sticker on its forehead saying “You’re next!” 🚀🔥💻 In a move that’s giving major “big-bully-on-the-playground” vibes, OpenAI just scooped up Software Applications Incorporated (yes, that’s a thing that exists) just to get its grubby hands on something called Sky—no, not the weather service, it’s an AI interface for your fancy Apple 🥱. Now, your MacBook is about to start arguing with you like it’s your snobby cousin at Thanksgiving! 🦃🤖 👀💬 *Developer Quote (totally real):* “We’re just trying to make user interfaces so smooth it makes butter jealous. No cap.” And here’s the real kicker: One day soon, your MacBook will be like, “Hey fam, let’s write your essay, schedule your life, and also judge your pizza choices—because I’m ChatGPT now.” This is the wave of cringe we didn’t ask for, but here we are. ☠️ 🔥💰**Hot take:** In 3 years, your MacBook will be more self-aware than you, and we’ll all be taking advice from Siri on how to manage our existential crises. Buckle up, buttercup! #whatcouldpossiblygowrong #stonks✨