🎉🤖 BREAKING TECH CHAOS ALERT! 🚀💸 So, OpenAI just pulled a mad move that’s like mixing a double shot of espresso in the corporate Kool-Aid! 💀☕️ They’re cozying up with Nvidia and AMD like they’re at the cool kids’ table, and guess what? The shareholders are downing their stocks like 🤡💔. George Hammond from Financial Times be like: “OpenAI’s deal is diluting shareholders harder than my hopes for a good sequel to *The Matrix*.” 😂🤷‍♂️ Microsoft is over here clutching its 90% stake like it’s a crumbling sandwich, while Nvidia and AMD are the bullies taking it away like, “STONKS? Nah bro, we on that ‘let’s make it complicated’ grind!” 🙄💰 Who needs clarity when you can have layers of ownership that look like a TikTok challenge gone wrong?! 🧠💥 In conversations we definitely overheard, an OpenAI intern said, "Yo, I thought this was a nonprofit, not *Game of Thrones*!" A true vibe check, my dude! 🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, OpenAI will release its own stock market app and call it “Dilutify.” No cap, the only thing getting diluted faster than your shares is my patience with this nonsense! 🔮👀 #MemeMarketMagic