🚨BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI Goes Full Capitalist Mode! 🚨💰💀 So, rumor has it that OpenAI’s finally ditched the "we're a friendly neighborhood nonprofit" act. Instead, they’ve decided to go full-blown *Drake Pointing* towards the $$$ and created the OpenAI Group PBC (Public Benefit Corporation) because, why not? 🤡💸 Now, Microsoft’s big boss, Satya “The Mad Lad” Nadella can’t stop flexing because they just signed a partnership more shocking than a cat on a Roomba. Basically, OpenAI is now a billion-dollar vibe check with a $25 billion promise to save healthcare and maybe even cure your mom’s TikTok addiction. 🚀 🔥 But wait, there’s more! 😱 The nonprofit OpenAI Foundation is holding onto this “equity” like a toddler with candy. They’re claiming they’ll rake in more cash once that for-profit valuation hits some mythical milestone. Yeah, good luck finding that! "In the end, we just wanted to be trendsetters on Wall Street while pretending to care about humanity," said an *imaginary dev* who definitely doesn’t exist. 🤖💼 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll all have AI doctors that charge us in stonks and cryptocurrency. 🤑💵 Can’t wait for my crush to swipe left on my holographic avatar at the virtual doc's office!