🔥📈 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI just copped the Sky app and things are about to get weirder than your cousin's TikTok dance video! 🚀✨ Say goodbye to your boring Mac experience and hello to agentic chaos! 😱💻 👀 Just imagine: MacOS 26 Shortcuts getting dunked on by Perplexity's Comet! 🤖💫 *Leaked developer quote*: "We wanted an AI that can turn your boring spreadsheets into a Pixar movie, but now we just threw a wild party with OpenAI!" 🎉💀 Watch out, Apple! 🍎 Word on the street is that Siri is about to unofficially rename herself “Siri-ously Unhinged” because she might just start real talkin'! 😳💬 This is fine... right? 🤷‍♂️🥴 #SiriIsShook Y’all know what this means? 🥳 Stonks up ☝️ for your Mac but L’s for your productivity! 📈🔥 Why do work when you can vibe with an AI buddy slinging you meme content?! 😂💰 My hot take? In the year 2025, your Mac will try and negotiate your salary while serving you avocado toast and posting salacious TikToks about your work-life balance. Prepare for that cringe, folks! 👽💔 Share this with your friend who still thinks MS-DOS is “cutting-edge”!! 🥴✌️ #AIOnTheLoose