🚨BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI just hired a BLACK HOLE THEORETICAL PHYSICIST, and no, this isn't some sci-fi plot twist! It’s REAL, fam! 🤯💥 Meet Alex Lupsasca, the new Einstein-meets-Elon working at OpenAI for Science. 🧠🚀 Forget searching for the best AI, we’re out here searching for black holes! 👽 Did someone say STONKS?! 📈💰 But hold up—when the devs heard, “We need to shape research,” I can only imagine the convo: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Bro, you want us to teach AI about black holes?!" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "This is fine... right?" *sips coffee nervously* ☕️🔥 👨‍💻 Kevin Weil: "Nah fam, we're going FULL GALAXY BRAIN with this one! 🤯✨" You know the memes are about to explode! 🚀💥 Meanwhile, the rest of the tech world is still out here arguing over why their Twitter algorithm sucks—I'm crying! 😭💔 Hot Take: If Lupsasca's work leads to AI that can PHYSICALLY REMOVE YOUR EX'S TEXTS from your phone, then OpenAI just sealed the deal for a Nobel Prize 🔮💀. Can't cope with this level of SCIENCE! Who needs therapy when we have AIs in EVENT HORIZONS!? 🤖🔥 #MindBlown #ScienceIsLit #OpenAIForTheW 🤡✨