🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! OpenAI is out here playin' 2049: Police Edition! 🤖🚔 Y’all thought we were just vibing with AI, but nah, they’re sending the popo to your door if you dare to question their god-like powers! 🤡💼 💥 So, check it: Nathan Calvin, a lawyer (not a superhero, but we’re starting to wonder), got a DEPUTY knockin’ on his door like he was holding the Infinity Stones or somethin’. “Surprise, buddy! You’ve been subpoenaed! 💌” Last I checked, subpoenas weren’t on the dinner menu! 🍽️😅 Allegedly, OpenAI turned into that cringe friend who can’t take criticism and sends the squad (aka police) to teach you a lesson. 🔦📜 But you know what? Nathan isn’t having it! He’s all like, “You’re tryna shake me down for my group chat with the homies? 🥴 GET BENT!” He claims it was all to intimidate folks and implicate Elon like he’s the villain in a tech movie. 🎬💥 And just when you think it can't get crazier, here’s a fake developer quote from "Thomas the Not-So-Friendly Bot": “What’s the point of AI if we can’t have a side of intimidation sauce?” 😂🔥 🚀🚀 So here’s the deal: OpenAI is playing 4D chess, and we are just pawns in their game. My hot take? Next up, they’ll be sending holograms of Gary Vaynerchuk to sell you a motivational seminar on how to not question AI. No cap. 🤪💰 SHARE THIS OR ELSE YOU MIGHT GET A KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR TOO. 🔥📢