🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI is about to give your operating system a glow-up bigger than your crush's abs in summer! 💪🦄 They just swooped in and bought Software Apps Incorporated (S.A.I.) like it's a clearance sale at Target! 🛒❤️‍🔥 ✨💻 Now they’re cookin’ up something spicy with Sky, an AI so smart it probably drinks protein shakes and deadlifts your lame notifications! 💪🔥 Imagine your Mac like that one friend who always knows when to bring snacks to the party! 🍕🍿 Some 🧙‍♂️ “leaked” developer quotes even suggest that the new goal is to make your OS feel like your mom predicting the weather: “AI progress isn’t just about smartness; it’s about understanding context, adapting to your EVERY whim!” 🥴💅 Like, Ok, Karen! But let’s keep it 100, OpenAI about to make Apple’s shortcuts look like that poor kid trying to run in flip-flops! 😂 #Cringe 🚀🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, your computer will have the emotional range of a TikTok star! 🤖💁‍♂️ Your OS will text you “I miss you” every time you step away from your desk! 😱💔 #EndTimes #Based Share this chaos or cope and seethe in your tech misery! 💰🤡