🚨💥 OpenAI just dropped a bombshell and it’s got more safety features than your grandma’s minivan! 🚗💨 Say hello to new ChatGPT parental controls that’ll have you shoutin’ “I can’t even” in disbelief! 🤯💔 So here’s the tea: if you’re a teen vibing online (aged 13-18 for the un-hip), ChatGPT's snitch mode is now activated! Situations involving self-harm or ✨suicidal thoughts✨ will trigger alerts sent straight to your parents AND law enforcement—because nothing screams *trustworthy AI* like a virtual babysitter! 😂👮‍♂️ But for real, the human moderators are in the mix, sipping their coffee as they analyze your dramatic poetry about feeling like a slice of bread in a toaster. 🍞🔥 Imagine this convo going down: **Developer #1:** "So... we’re scanning their chats? 🤔" **Developer #2:** "Bro, just think of us as Digital Dads dishing out tough love!" 💪 🔮 Prediction time: In 5 years, we’ll be having therapy sessions with AI, and they’ll have an Instagram filters for your feelings! #TherapistAI 🤖🧠 It’s gonna be STONKS 📈 or major cringe. So keep your TikToks and IG stories updated, because the future is wild! 🚀🔥💰 #ThisIsFine #OpenAIOrNah