🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: OpenAI's ChatGPT Go is going full-on GLOBE MODE!!! 🌎💸 For less than a latte that could probably power a spaceship, you can now access the AI magic in 16 new Asian countries. That's right, fam, get ready for stonks-level gains in brainpower for peeps in Afghanistan, Bangladesh, and even Bhutan! No cap, this is a major glow-up! 🚀🔥 💸 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We realized once the world saw how cheap $5 was, they'd forget they were living in the Stone Age. 🤦‍♂️ Now they're just vibin’ with ChatGPT instead of yelling at the void!" 🙏 But wait—here’s the kicker! 🌶️ In some places like Malaysia and Thailand, they're letting the locals pay in their own currencies. Get this: you can literally throw your local dough at it, and boom! Instant access to AI wisdom. 💰🤖 But don't get too cozy; the tech bros are probably already scheming to charge for a “Prompt Expert” tier at $50/month before you know it. 🤡🤓 🔥 Prediction time: By 2025, OpenAI will also launch a TikTok dance feature, where ChatGPT gives you life advice while grooving to the latest banger. 😱💀 This is fine... or is it? 😬✨ Share if you care! 🔥