🚨💥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT💥🚨 OpenAI just dropped the news bomb of the YEAR! 💣 They swooped in and bought Software Applications Incorporated (yes, that’s a real name, no cap) like a kid in a candy store. 🍬 But instead of candy, they got Sky, the automation app that’s like Siri on steroids but also on a caffeine high! 🚀💀 Remember when Apple turned Workflows into Shortcuts? Yeah, that was cute. Now it’s like, “Hold my kombucha, OpenAI’s got Sky.” ✈️🤖 This app isn’t just automating your Mac tasks, it’s basically your new digital butler. I mean, they claim it can do everything but make you breakfast in bed. 😂🍳 “Chatting, writing, planning, coding” – what’s next, going on dates? 💔 One dev even leaked, “We’re basically selling our souls to make your life easier. Best $2 billion ever spent.” 💰💸 The *Sneaky AI Integration*™ into ChatGPT means talking to a glorified computer just got a major level-up – you’ll never have to lift a finger ever again!! Here’s the hot take: By 2025, we’ll ALL be living in a digital utopia where our AIs handle our dating lives, investments (stonks), and grocery shopping—while we sit around in sweatpants contemplating the meaning of life. 🤯🔥 Stay tuned for the inevitable TikTok dance challenge with Sky… because why not? 💃🕺This is fine. #AIRevolution 🧠💥