🔥🚀 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT: OpenAI just pulled a POWER MOVE 💰💀 and acquired Roi, a personal investing app, like it’s the ultimate "Buy One Get One Free" deal at the tech supermarket! 🛒💸 This is the same company that just flexed hard enough to dethrone SpaceX as the 💯 most valuable private company on Earth. You thought that was a quit? Nah fam, they’re like Drake pointing to the competition saying "do better." It’s like when your friend shows up to a potluck with a pizza while you're out here with store-bought chips. 😬 "Roi lets you manage all your financial shenanigans AND has an AI chatbot that serves investment advice on a silver platter," said a *totally* legit leaked quote from Sujith Vishwajith, Roi's CEO: "Bro, we just wanted to help people, but now we’re part of the A.I. overlords. Thanks, OpenAI!" 🤖👀 Honestly, this feels like that moment in the meme where everything’s on fire and someone says "this is fine"—but with stonks instead. 📈🔥💥 Is OpenAI going to turn ChatGPT into your personal financial advisor? You’ll be like, "Hey AI, should I invest in *this* or just buy more pizza?" 🍕💳 And mark my words: within the next year, OpenAI is gonna drop a feature called “AI with financial regret therapy.” You heard it here first! This is the future of investing, folks! Chaos incoming! 🤡💥💸