🚀💸 **BREAKING: OpenAI Just Became the Next Financial Hunger Games! 🎮💰** So apparently, OpenAI has unleashed OVER 100 retired investment bankers, paying them a whopping $150/hr to pump their AI full of Wall Street wisdom in something they’re calling Project Mercury. Yeah, you heard that right – it’s like the Avengers, but for spreadsheets. 🦸‍♂️📊 🔍 **But wait! What does that even mean?** These former money-movers are basically the real-life equivalent of Tony Stark, schooling AI on how to be a financial guru with the finesse of a cat meme dropping on your timeline. 💀💸 Imagine the AI, sitting in its silicon throne, sipping on overpriced lattes while *literally* outsmarting rich kids in hedge funds. 💆‍♂️👨‍💻 I can already see the TikToks: “When your AI predicts the next Bitcoin crash and you're still hoarding Doge like a boomer.” 🧠💥 I can hear the leaked dev quotes now: "Look, we’re just trying to make AI the ultimate ‘sell high, buy low’ vibe check." Like, bruh, even my grandma knows that! So get ready, fam. In a world where AI knows your financial future better than you do, it’s only a matter of time before we’re all just paying it in crypto to manage our 401(k)s. 🔥🔥 😱 **PREDICTION: Soon, GPT-5 will be running for President, and we’ll just let it because, let’s be real, it couldn’t do a worse job than some of these clowns!** 🤖🇺🇸💯 Now go meme this and make it go viral! 🥳📈✨