🚨🌌 BREAKING NEWS, GANG! OpenAI just made a MASSIVE move that’s juicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 💃💸 They’re throwing down a STACK of cash on AMD like they're trying to buy the entire GPU market with their allowance! 🤑🤖💀 Hold onto your brains because this is happening at the lightning speed of six GIGAWATTS! ⚡💥 That’s enough power to run a fleet of Teslas AND your grandma's 12 monitors for her stock trading - #stonks 🚀📈. Imagine AMD’s CEOs right now, probably screaming "We did it, we finally fooled them!" 😂💪 But fr fr, can we trust these silicon wizards to deliver? I mean, last time I checked, their chips were still trying to figure out how to run basic software without throwing a tantrum. 🤡👌 Here's what the "leaked" devs are saying in the break room, “Dude, can you even compute six gigawatts? What’s next, OpenAI is gonna ask us to build AI that predicts when your mom calls you to ask why you’re still single?” 🤣 Pro tip: brace for the upcoming chaos because with this partnership, the future might just look like this: 🤯 galaxy brain emojis everywhere, or 🤔 the "This is fine" meme with a side of AI taking over your entire life like some creepy sitcom. My wild prediction? By 2025, we’ll have a fully sentient AI that can cook better than Gordon Ramsay and roast you harder than your childhood bestie! 🍳🔥 #BasedOrCringe? #TakeMyMoney