🚨💀 BREAKING: OpenAI just dropped a social app that’s straight-up a digital horror movie featuring Sam Altman, the CEO who’s apparently *stanning* pink pigs now 🐷😱. Welcome to Sora – the TikTok for people who want to be haunted by a deepfake of their AI overlord. 🔥🤖 Imagine a nonstop feed of grunting pigs vibing with their feed while you try to enjoy the content—sound familiar? 🤔😅 It’s like if the “This is fine” meme had a tech update and decided to go full *Animal Farm* with an iron fist. 🐖➡️📱 "Are my piggies enjoying their slop?" says THE Sam Altman, who looks eerily like he’s plotting world domination while you scroll. 🤡✨ Leaked dev quotes say: “We thought the pigs would distract users from the fact that they’re feeding on their privacy,” which is based AF! 💰💀 No cap, the vibes are chaotic. This whole app feels like it’s been coded with a side of existential dread and a dash of corporate cringe. So, what’s next? An AI-generated deepfake of you scrolling through the app while simultaneously questioning your life choices? 🤯👀. Prediction: Sora will either become the new TikTok or a dystopian nightmare where pigs rise to fame faster than us humans. Stonks? More like stink-ox! 🍃🚀🪐 #OpenAIPiggyParty