💥🚀 THIS JUST IN: OpenAI is dropping hotter takes than your mom's blanket burrito at 2 AM! 🔥💰 They’re all like, “Yo America, we need to build 100GW of ENERGY each year or we’re putting our AI dreams in the blender with the last year's TikTok challenges! For real!” 🤖 🥴 Their spicy quote about “electrons are the new oil” got me like: 🤔👉😤 Stonks! But like, what does that even mean? Is this a tech company or an energy cult? 😵💀 Can we please NOT get our energy advice from a bunch of nerds who think they're the avatars of our digital future? Leaked developer chat: 👨‍💻 Dev #1: “Should we ship AI models or power plants?” 👨‍💻 Dev #2: “Can’t we do both? Just toss 'em some solar panels!” 👨‍💻 Dev #3: “Yeah, and sprinkle some electrons on top like a TikTok recipe! ✨” Meanwhile, China is like, “Wait a minute, we just found a *new* neutrons-under-oil tech.” 😬💥 Prediction time: If OpenAI keeps this energy hype train rolling, your next power bill is going to look like your Netflix subscription—subscribe for 3 streams but pay for 5 💀. No cap, by 2030 we'll all be living in fusion-powered meme houses. 💡🏠💻 Get ready for Virtual Reality Energy Drinks folks, we’re buzzing into the future! Now go scream this hot take from the digital rooftops like it’s the latest viral dance challenge! 📢💃🕺