👀💸🚀 YO, fellow meme lords and tech-savvy homies! Buckle up, 'cause OpenAI is about to be the next big stock market meme! 🤖💰 *BREAKING: OpenAI is prepping for an IPO to become the FIRST AI trillionaire! No cap!* 😱💎 You read that right! They're aiming for a mind-boggling $1T valuation while making it rain with a $60B fundraising spree! 💦 🤔 *"Are they making robots or just printing stonks?"* - said every confused CEO ever while sipping overpriced lattes at their startup co-working space. 😂☕️ Rumor has it that they’re ditching the “I understand human emotions” vibe for the “I’ll gladly take all your money, human” aesthetic. 🤡💀 Talk about an *upgrade*! 🤩 But let's be real: we KNOW what’ll happen. By 2027, we’ll be at a board meeting trying to decide if we should let AI vote in elections or just criticize our life choices from the comfort of its cloud garage. This is fine. 🔥🙃 🚨 Unhinged prediction: In 2028, OpenAI’s CEO will be a sentient toaster, serving both breakfast and unsolicited life advice! 🥴 To the moon, baby! 🌙✨