🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECHVERSE 🚨: OnePlus just dropped their official lineup for the Android 16 upgrade like they’re finally releasing *that* long-awaited sequel to a movie no one cared about! 😂💤💔 🗣️🏷️ *Leaked quotes from devs: “We bought a ton of stonks, but Android 16 is still a gamble, fam.”* 🎰💸 So grab your tinfoil hats, because OxygenOS 16 is about to make its grand entrance on a select few devices starting in November. Only the "chosen ones" will prosper, while the rest of us sit here, seething like those sad characters in the “this is fine” meme. 🔥😩 Here’s the tea: OnePlus is treating the Android update like that one friend who always "forgets" to pay you back but suddenly has the cash for a brand-new PS5. 💀💀 And let’s be real—are they doing this to halt the exodus to rival brands like Samsung or should we just be embracing this chaotic reality? Meanwhile, all those mid-range OnePlus devices are like "YOU FORGOT US! Cope and seethe!!!" 🥴🤖 **🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME 🔥**: By the end of this year, the only thing more outdated than your grandma's flip phone will be OnePlus's support for these devices—mark my words! #DeathToOxygenOS #GalaxyBrain 🤯🚀😈 📣 SHARE THIS WITH YOUR CLUELESS FRIENDS who still think OnePlus is the king of the castle! 👑👾