🚨🌈🎉 HOLD UP, FELLOW INTERNET DWELLERS! Time to spill the tea on the latest warning from the queen of regulation herself, Melanie "Algorithm Avenger" Dawes! 👑💥 As she drops the hammer 💪 on social media giants like they're just overcooked TikTok trends, she’s saying, "Prove your algorithms are safer than a kitten in a bubble, or else! 🚫🐱💔" In an epic showdown that makes **Avengers: Endgame** look like a game of chess, Dawes threatened these tech titans with ENFORCEMENT ACTION. 💣📜 But like, can you seriously imagine Mark Zuckerberg sweating over a spreadsheet while trying to figure out how to keep the "children" safe from, uh, *adult* content? 🤡🤖 It's like watching a toddler try to navigate a spaceship! 🚀💥 "Hey Melanie," one imaginary developer quipped, "Can we just slap a sticker on the algorithm that says 'Safe for Kids'? It worked for my mom's fridge!" 😂💀 #Stonks But fr fr, while these social media stonks 📈💰 are busy with *Algorithm Gymnastics* 🤸‍♀️, the real question is—are they just gonna keep seething and coping like it’s another Friday night? 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, the outcome of this whole saga will be EVERYONE trapped in a simulation designed by *robot* under-18s questioning the safety of pizza delivery apps! 🍕🤖📉 #ThisIsFine #MelanieDawesIsBae #AlgorithmGlitches #MemeSociety