🎮💤 Y’all, stop right there! 📅 In case you’ve been living under a rock shaped like an old-school CRT monitor, Square Enix just dropped a bombshell on us with Octopath Traveler 0, and I’m here to either ride the hype train or throw it off the tracks. 🚂💥 First off, how can a game about eight travelers feel like it’s lost its travel pass?! 🙈💔 It’s like they took the OG charm and threw it into a blender with a bunch of sad potatoes. 😢🥔 “This is fine,” said no one as they watched the charm get zapped out of existence! 🔥🤡 But don’t get it twisted, fam! The gameplay and storytelling are still as lit as a fire in a Tetris game🔥🕹️. My dude at Square Enix (let’s call him Chad) said, "We wanted to keep it fresh, you know? Like, sprinkle some PIZAZZ! ✨ But oops, we accidentally put in extra bland seasoning." 🙃🍚 So, mark your calendars for December, cause no cap, I’m ready to rage cry about my favorite pixelated beings not being as fun! 😭👾 🔥 Unhinged prediction: This game is either gonna be a stonks hit or a cringe meme that’ll get roasted harder than a 90's phone call! 📉😂 #OctopathTravelerVibes