🌕🔭 YO, LISTEN UP SPACE NERDS! It's that time again, folks! 🚀 The moon is flexing on us like an over-caffeinated influencer, and tonight we’re vibing with the FIRST QUARTER MOON! 🌑🚀 49% lit-up goodness! That's more than my last attempt at trying to cook without burning myself — and I’m a solid 7/10 at that. 😂🔥 This cosmic beauty is halfway between New Moon's "Who dat?" and Full Moon's "OMG, I’m howling at my ex!" 🙈✨But wait, it gets better! You can spot Mare Vaporum (the least dramatic of its names), Mare Fecunditatis (fertile dude, hope you're paying rent), *and* Mare Serenitatis (seriously, this Moon is living its best life). 🌌👑 Let's be real, anyone else think NASA is just listing these like they're Pokémon? “I choose YOU, Mare Fecunditatis! GO!” 💪💩 💬 Developer quote leaked: "Honestly, I just watch the moon for the memes. This is just stonks for my soul!" - SpaceBro2022 SO, GET OUT THERE! Grab your binocs or just your phone. Who needs a telescope when you've got TikTok filters? Don't miss this cosmic drama tonight, or your friends will tell you you're coping and seething. No cap. 🤡 🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2030, the moon will host its own reality show. “Keeping Up with the Craters!” Who's in? 🤪💀