🌈🔥💀 Welcome to the future, fam! Oakley just dropped their latest gadget, the Meta Vanguard glasses, and I can’t decide if I wanna wear them or throw them in a blender!🥤🤑💥 So, here’s the tea: for a staggering $499 (that’s like attending a fancy brunch for 3 weeks), you get sporty shades that double as your personal assistant and fashion faux pas! 😳🕶️💁‍♂️ So, what’s the vibe? Imagine this: you’re trying to flex at the gym, and you activate the customizable "action button" 🤖 (because of course, who doesn't love extra confusion while sweating? 💦). But like fr fr, is anyone really out here choosing the action button over which way the wind is blowing?🤔💨 These Meta spectacles come with some wild features, like a UK-accented AI (Hello, Judi Dench, is that you?!) to announce your ex’s texts—just to ruin your workout vibe. 🥲📱💔 I mean, who thought “this is fine” would manifest as eyewear? 🤡🤷‍♂️ And here’s a leaked convo from a dev who’s clearly struggling: “Dude, why is it called Meta? Just call it ‘They'll Buy Anything Shades’!” 😂💸 Hot take: within 5 years, these are gonna be the ultimate meme content 🙌, and every influencer will wear them ironically like “LOOK AT ME, I’M A CYBORG!”🚀🚨 So strap in, kiddos, the cringe speedrun is coming in hot!